Realize

Take time to realize
That your warmth is crashing down on in
Take time to realize that I am on your side
Didn't I, didn't I tell you
But I can't spell it out for you
No, it's never gonna be that simple
No, I can't spell it out for you
If you just realize what I just realized
Then we'd be perfect for each other and we'll never find another
Just realize what I just realized
We'd never have to wonder if we missed out on each other now
Take time to realize, I'm on your side
Didn't I, didn't I tell you
Take time to realize, this all can pass you by
Didn't I tell you...???

Australian Humour

Have you read this one before? Its really funny.

These questions about Australia were posted on an Australian Tourism
Website and obviously the answers came from an Aussie with a sense of humour.

1. Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain
on TV, so how do the plants grow? (UK)
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching
them die.

2. Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)
A: Depends how much you've been drinking.

3. Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad
tracks? (Sweden)
A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water...

4. Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Australia? (Sweden)
A: So its true what they say about Swedes.

5. Q: It is imperative that I find the names and addresses of places to
contact for a stuffed porpoise. (Italy)
A: Let's not touch this one.

6. Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay? (UK)
A: What did your last slave die of?

7. Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia? (USA)
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe.
Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the pacific which does
not... oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in
Kings Cross. Come naked.

8. Q: Which direction is North in Australia? (USA)
A: Face south and then turn 90 degrees. Contact us when you get
here and we'll send the rest of the directions.

9. Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia? (UK)
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.

10. Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y,
which is...oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna BoysChoir plays every Tuesday
night in Kings Cross, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.

11. Q: Do you have perfume in Australia? (France)
A: No, WE don't stink.

12. Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth.
Can you tell me where I can sell it in Australia? (USA)
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.

13. Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia? (UK)
A: You are a British politician, right?

14. Q: Can you tell me the regions in Tasmania where the female
population is smaller than the male population? (Italy)
A: Yes, gay nightclubs.

15. Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia? (France)
A: Only at Christmas.

16. Q: Are there killer bees in Australia? (Germany)
A: Not yet, but for you, we'll import them.

17. Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year
round? (Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful civilisation of vegan hunter gatherers.
Milk is illegal.

18. Q: Please send a list of all doctors in Australia who can dispense
rattlesnake serum. USA)
A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from.
All Australian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and
make good pets.

19. Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Australia, but I
forget its name. It's a kind of bear and lives in trees. (USA)
A: It's called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop
out of gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.

21. Q: I was in Australia in 1969 on R+R, and I want to contact the
girl I dated while I was staying in Kings Cross. Can you help? (USA)
A: Yes, and you will still have to pay her by the hour.

22. Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)
A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first.

Makan... Minum... Makan... :D

Ini yang sering gw makan/minum selama gw di Banjarmasin;

Beware! What You Wear...

Ibu ini adalah korban penjambretan di Banjarmasin pada hari Selasa (17/01/2012), Si Ibu bercerita tentang kejadiaan naas yang menimpanya ketika sedang berkendara di Jalan Teluk Titam Darat, Banjarmasin. Ujarnya, si penjambret langsung menarik secara paksa kalung yang melingkar dilehernya dan langsung kabur.

*Gile aja, perhiasan emasnya ada dimana-mana sob, di kedua tangan; gelangnya udah kaya gelangnya NACA, nyampe kakinya juga di lilitin cincin emas... PANTES aja si Ibu di jambret, NYOLOK banget sob dandanannya (Baca; perhiasannya)

Ketika (Harus) Berpaling Hati...

Masih di Banjarmasin, hari pertama gw nyampe di kota ini yang gw lakuin adalah ngecek sinyal SMART (biar bisa tetep internetan dan exist sob... :p). Sayangnya walaupun udah gw cari-cari nyampe belakang rumah (belakang rumah gw udah langsung sungai Barito, disini semua sinyal provider GSM maksimal banget) tapi sinyalnya ga ketemu... *ga tau pada maen kemana tuh sinyal... lol.

Hari berikutnya gw beli perdana SMART khusus area Banjarmasin, gw sih berharap bisa dapet sinyal juga... *tapi ternyata RUIM SIM kartu perdana yang gw beli ditolak sama hp modem C 700 gw, LEMES sob! Gw baru nyadar kalo kartu perdana yang gw beli itu SMARTFREN, padahal hp gw baru support yang SMART... Penasaran, akhirnya gw nyari cara buat UNLOCK C 700 (setelah diotak-atik UNLOCK pun berhasil, SIM RUIM SMARTFREN bisa dibaca juga). Anehnya sinyal SMART yang gw cari ga nongol juga *tenggelem di laut jawa kali yaaa... :p (Gw pun berpikir buat selingkuh demi kelangsungan ke-exist-an gw... *maksa!)

Ya, gw harus selingkuh dari C 700 yang udah gw pake 2 th-an lebih... *I heart you, C 700... :p

Dan ini dia yang gw pake sekarang;

Alhamdulillah dengan FLASH ini gw bisa tetep menjelajah dunia maya, tetep exist dengan keGALAUan gw... :p dan nulis di blog gw ini... :). Walaupun sebenernya gw benci banget internetan UNLIMITED yang ternyata LIMITED, gw saat ini masih make paket 10ribu buat seminggu dengan quota 60 MB... GILAAAAAAA!!!! Buat downloader kaya gw 60MB itu cuma buat download 1 album atau 1 video atau 1/10 file film... *tapi apalah daya, pasrah aja gw... lol

#Positifnya adalah gw akhirnya bisa ngrasain juga modem GSM dengan segala suka duka nya... :D

PENTOL a.k.a CILOK...

Ini makanan pertama yang gw cicip setibanya di Banjarmasin Sob, namanya PENTOL... Rasanya lumayan enak, lebih mirip bakso tusuk kalo gw bilang tapi ini ngingetin gw sama CILOK... :p




*Sausnya masih sama seperti yang pernah gw rasain 12 tahun yang lalu... What a sweet memory here in Borneo... :)